super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: super-wolves: so i typed this up in a wordpad and i found a printer (one of my neighbours) and i printed some i just did more omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS” i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING NOW I’M DONE THIS IS THE LAST ONE THIS TIME I AM DONE THIS TIME
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
jumpingjacktrash: euphorart: raideo: pancakesandplaid: crandoii: andrew-scoot: this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING I thogut hit was going tO POUR HIS TEA WHY omfg A+ use of chemistry and physics oh my GOD mother fucker aaaaahahahaha
sonicdrivein: I’M SCREAMING